Don't dink and drance.

Hey Tumblr addicts.
Hey +45 year old men who my father always warned me about. Also on a side note, hello to every LOTR fan... Yes, you. I'm Sam, and I am also a Lord of the Rings fan. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Long walks on the beach aren't my forte, but I love scary movies and salt and vinegar flavored popcorn. I think it's funny when people in public places try to pick their noses privately.. It's funny because I try to pull it off from time to time. Just to let you in on some of my biggest secrets..


I know why the sky is blue. I know that chocolate doesn't heal a broken heart. I know good things come to those who wait. I know that parachuting is dangerous, but so is laughing with food in your mouth. I know that diaries are pretty gay, but journals aren't. I know that things change and people leave and the world still will not stop spinning. I also know that blowing on a red light doesn't make it turn green.. Whoever told you that as a child is a total dipshit. That is all.